It starts with a glance by a woman in a sleezy back alley bar. He then proceeds to walk up to this woman and produce a lighter for the cigarette she is about to smoke. She sais "thanks My name is Merl" he replies "no problem, my name is PoopDickDave", their eyes lock to one another. Merl's eyes are fueled by confusion and a small percentage of fear, while PBD's eyes are dead set in lust. He said to Merl " Do you poopy dick girl ? " Merl then sits looking vacant in the face not knowing how to answer this, she said "WTF Is poopy dick ?" PBD replies " How bout we go in the bathroom and I show you". Being hesitant, scared, turned on and curious in this dank low lighted smelly horse trough called a "bar" coupled with the fact Merl has not had relations with a man in some great years, She replies "uhhh ok" . It was only a short 10 foot walk to the bathroom in this small compact cigarette resin stained walled bar. Once inside the bathroom, Poopy Dick Dave immediately yoked Merl picking her up and pushing his tounge in her mouth, Merl could not resist Poopy Dick Dave's warm touch, Large tounge and throbbing monster cock in his pants uncanny similar to the author of this story has. Poopy Dick Dave starts running his fingers first down her naval then immediately rubbing her clit stimulating it like never before, Merl screams "uhhhhhh omg" as she is releasing years of bent up depression from no sex. After rubbing the clit for sometime, PBD starts taking his index finger and ramming her …