I must admit that I went kinda far with "artistic license" on a few of my personal stories. i really was a skinny, pretty lil ladyboy whore when I was, um1…young3 My little titties looked very big on my skinny little body too. It's my fondest memory. I was beautiful. Yes, I did a lot of prostitution too. My step f-ther made it possible by using estrogen cream on me because he wanted a fuck toy. He was a sick, selfish fuck. He taught me to suck dick, he trained my ass pussy and I continued training my ass and using the estrogen on my own. I did a few neighbor men and they gave me money and gifts like weed, liquor, jewlry. The neighborhood boys didn't have much to offer except for weed and cool knives and stuff but I would do them free sometimes. Everyone kept it secret because they weren't "faggots" but they kept coming back for more of me. đ Yes there was a club where they'd let me in to service the old pervs who wanted a cute little titty boy. They got most of the money though so I had to beg my clients for extra money and gifts. I went to their private homes when their wives and k!ds weren't home, I did some private parties and they made me do really gross disgusting things. I was so foolish putting myself in danger because any one of them could have strangled me and dumped me somewhere but I was careful to get doctors, lawyers, engineers, all educated professional men. Yes I did have an old army foot locker that I painted blue where I kept my dr*gs, money, liquor and …
Sexual Awakening – 3
There's a world where a land named Hyrule resides, a ruling kingdom with a grand castle as it's symbol. The Royal Family of Hyrule; The King and Princess Zelda watched over their kingdom with a careful eye. For despite it being at least ten years since the Hyrulean Civil War and a form a peace throughout the land and its neighbors…There was a looming darkness over the horizon. As if preparing for the coming evil; monsters of all kinds wandered Hyrule. From Stalchilds to Skulltula and Stalfos. Creatures that stalked the night for a kill or worse… Those who would venture the lands were either very lucky, very fast, or at the least held skills with a blade. One traveler was a small warrior, Kye. Born and raised in Castle Town, until he took his father's old sword and began to explore the fields of Hyrule. Fighting against the simple monsters that roamed the area, mainly at night. It wasn't so hard after the years of personal practice. But he wasn't one to stay out in the plains for long. He would usually take any rupees he could find, strangely from monsters, in some bushes and even under rocks. And brought them to town to any nearby settlement for food and so on. Today, he was going into Kakariko Village to buy a few things. It wasn't like Castle Town, but it was just as busy with the carpenters making so much noise building some small house in the middle, with their boss always cawing and grumbling at the tree about how worthless they were, like his son. Kye did what he …
My first voyuer and exibition experience with neighbor
This a true story of how I became a Voyeur and an exhibitionist. When I was about 17, I lived in my momâs house in a suburb of LA. Our house was in a middle class community. One summer, our next door neighbors moved out and a middle aged couple moved in. I remember the day I first saw them. They were unloading a moving van, and I was leaving my house on my way to work. I worked in a fast food place (first job) I noticed immediately she was a very busty gal, with long blonde hair, about 5â6. Kind of skinny but as I mentioned, big tits that were pressing tight against her tank top. He was a biker kind of looking dude, long hair, tattoos. As I walked by on the side walk, I was taking in her looks and could tell they were struggling a bit with a sofa. I introduced myself, âHi Iâm your neighbor Scott, can I help you with that?â They introduced themselves as Jill and Steve, âsure, that would be greatâ he said. I helped him get it in the house, but informed them I had to get to work, âI always work from 2:30 to 9:00 and itâs my first job, I donât want to be late.â He said thatâs cool, âmy new job I have to work similar hours myself, damn swing shift from 3:00 to midnightâ. I walked to work thinking of how sexy my new neighbor lady was, and looked forward to seeing her again. Over the next couple weeks, I saw her a few times, but on my way home from work one night, I passed by with her getting a bag out of her car. She saw me as she walked back to her front door. She was wearing a …
My girlfirends mother (part 3)
In parts 1 and 2 I let you all in on my past as a teenager in Salt Lake City and how I had sex with my girlfriend's mother while we were alone. Also, how it turned out I discovered that my girlfriend's parents were closet swingers and had been having sex with the lady next door. The weekend that I house sat while they were at their cabin I discovered all of this and then amazingly I ended up having sex with the neighbor lady. She also let me in on how enormous my girlfriend's father's dick was and that the neighbor lady had been pleasured by him. Anyway, after I learned all this and my girlfriend's parents came home from their cabin I couldn't think of them the same anymore. They were straight arrow Mormons on the surface but closet swingers with the neighbor lady. Just being around them made me horny. I ended up saying my good-byes to them and they thanked me for watching the house. All the way home I drove with a hard on thinking about those people having sex. A couple of weeks later I dropped by to ask my girlfriend if she could go swimming with me at Lagoon. It was really hot and sultry and it just seemed so appealing to go swimming for the afternoon. I knocked on the door and my girlfriend's mother answered. Oh my god, she had a body to die for. She was wearing tight pants and a sleeveless blouse. I knew Mormons were supposed to wear long underwear and that she was obviously not wearing hers. Her arms were so sumptuous looking and I could have just started kissing …
Meeting Sam
I had been married for 5 years, but something just wast right with our union. Sure, the sex was amazing, but there was just something missing. I started watching other women whenever i went out, and even started following the ones I really found attractive. I would never approach them, just follow them from afar. So, after an evening of grocery shopping for the wife, I had been following a young lady, but had to get home. When I got home, it was really quiet. Usually the tv was on, or my wife would be listening to music, something. I set the groceries down in the kitchen and started making my way to the back of the house. When I got to our bedroom door, I saw that it was cracked, and I heard light moaning and creaking bed springs. I looked through the crack in the door, and saw the 17 year old black kid who lived a couple doors down between her legs. The sight of my wife fucking another man set me off. âWhat the fuck!?â I screamed as I kicked the door open. Immediately, they began scrambling away from each other. âHe was raping me!â my wife screamed. âHell I was!â the neighbor kid yelled back. âI came to borrow the weed eater, anâ you pulled me back here and started suckin my dick!â I wasnât in the mood for any back and forth with accusations or excuses. I grabbed my whore wife and the horny kid and threw their naked asses out on the front porch and locked the door. While she was pounding on the door, I decided to take the high road and packed a bag to leave. When I opened …
MILF Blackmailed By Sons Friends
Jen stepped out of the shower and dried off looking at her reflection in the full length mirror. She liked what she seen in the mirror. At thirty seven her beauty was breathtaking and her body a physical delight. She looked ten years younger than her age and was always working out at the gym to keep in shape. She was five foot eight inches and had a body like a model. Her measurements were a perfect 34C x 23 x 35. Her long dark hair hung down to the top of her ass. Jen had everything a woman could want, a great husband, a fantastic son who had just started college and had a great future in front of him. Her husband was very wealthy and gave her everything she wanted, a huge house right on the beach, a new car every year, and a unlimited shopping budget. The only thing he did not provide and what she wanted so much was a hot, kinky sex life. John was very straight laced when it came to sex and just once a week it was a quickie in the missionary position. He did not get into oral sex and she had tried many times. She was so frustrated that he masturbated every chance she had thinking about her ex boyfriend that had been so kinky and pleased her in every way. She envied her lady friends who talked about their sex life all the time. Especially her best friend Catherine. She had confined in her that her husband enjoyed watching other men fuck her and she loved having three huge cocks at one. Hinting that she had even been with a few women. Jen's pussy always got so wet when her …
The Cougars Next Door
Jimmy was on his way home from High School when he noticed the moving van next door. He thought "getting some new neighbors. Hope they have a hot daughter my age." As he got closer he saw two women standing at the door. He noticed that they both kind of looked alike with similar hair and build. He also noticed that they had their arms around each other that suggested they were more than friends. Jimmy who had just turned18 had never seen a lesbian couple but he was certain that is what they are. Still for older women they were kind of sexy. "Hi, are you my new neighbors?" Jimmy asked "Yes, I'm Connie and this is my companion Julie." The lady said as she smiled at the teen boy "I'm Jimmy and I live next door with my dad." Jimmy said in a friendly voice "No mom?" Julie asked "No she left my dad and me about ten years ago. It's just us two guys." "Well it is nice to meet you but we better get back to getting things where they need to be." Connie said "See you later. If you need anything just come on over." Jimmy said and headed into the house His dad arrived a short time later and Jimmy told him about the new neighbors. "Well let's go introduce ourselves. It will be nice to have someone next door." His dad said Jimmy and his dad walked next door. The movers were gone. They rang the door bell and Julie came to the door. "Hi there! I'm Steve and I live next door with Jimmy who you have already met." "Yes and I'm Julie! Please come in. Connie, we have company." Julie announced …
MELINDA & JANS DIARY
__It is still unclear as to just where and how the neighbor lady, Jan, and her daughter, Melinda, had been. Some secret government location in the U.S. They had spent most of their life there and were isolated from the rest of the world. When the dad came up missing, thatâs all they were toldâŚâmissing -permanentâ. They had to get permission to move away from there, and never say anything about where they had been or anything else. They decided to move next door to us in a regular neighborhood. The mom Jan, became friends with my mom instantly. She had a million questions about regular life here. Daughter Melinda just sat quietly. Mel, as we all called her, was out of school now and she was a good looking, hot bodied girl. I was drawn to her right away. Her mom was pretty hot looking too and so friendly to me. They were over as Jan talked to mom in the kitchen, Mel and I sat on the couch. With no TV orcomputers, Mel only read old books for entertainment. I found out she had no contact with guys at all. Her schooling was in an all girls small school and another one for the guysâŚ.all separated. My mom had to leave but would be back in 30 minutes. As soon as she left, I had Jan on one side of me and Mel on the other. They had both been waiting for thisopportunity. Jan sat real close and said: âCan you help us Brandon,âŚ.we need a guy to get us âup to dateâ with thisâŚkinda⌠new world were in. Dad was never home, and Mel has never had a date with a guy.â âCould you come over …
A guy visits his aunt and gets to meet her friend,
âm 20 and my biggest problem is that Iâm absolutely not interested in girls my age and younger. I love mature babes, you know really old ones. I like when theyâre 60 years old and senior, I just love when they have really big asses. Iâm ready for anything just to fuck an elderly ladyâs sexy ass. Itâs all due to the story that happened soon after I turned 18. That summer I was fucking Mrs. Lopez who was 69. Thatâs how it happened. I visited my aunt Judy. She was old too and she often asked me to help her round the house. That day I was home alone and didnât really know what else to do but to go and watch my neighbors sunbathe in the backyard. It was really hot and they were wearing tiny bikinis. I got my binoculars to be able to watch their bodies in detail. One of the girls had a very small bikini and I could see her bushâŚ. That made me so hot I got a boner and started masturbating. All of a sudden I heard a stern voice from somewhere behind me. âWhat are you doing there, Paul?â I looked round and saw our neighbor, Mrs. Lopez. She was my auntâs good friend and often came over for a chat. She was 69, had a huge ass and really big sagging tits. She was chubby but pretty. She was married, her husband was a real asshole. âCome here boy, I wanna talk to your aunt.â She said firmly. It was the worst consequence possible. It was definitely something I didnât want to endure. She was silent for a moment and then told me to follow her. We came in her house and sat down on the couch. …
VOYEUR VICKY
* Gene and Janet wanted to write a story about what was happening. The third person, Paula, in this event was still involved with both of them. They ask me to write it for them. __A teen girl with a voyeur fetish watched the events evolve thru the bushes in their back yard. Her dad was doing a extensive fence repair and had boards missing right at the time the events took place. She moved from place to place to see everything. Her name was Vicky. I got her to tell me what she saw. âVickyâ, was like no other girl I had ever metâŚâŚ ——– ___Up against the bushes at the back of the pool was a changing room for the pool. It was full of bathing suits to change into. The long window in the back provided Vicky the watching access to see inside the room. The people in the pool changing room only saw the leaves of the bushes, and not Vickyâs voyeur eyes. Gene and Janet got a new neighbor, a hot looking lady. Janet noticed Geneâs eyes glued to her every time she appeared in the yard. Janet decided to become friendly with the new neighbor lady to head off Gene if she needed too. They became great friends right away. Something was different about Paula. Janet couldnât pin point it at first. Paula never wore shorts, but full skirts. She was a very sexy built girl and her demeanor was sultry, sexy and Janet found herself drawn in to Paulaâs private world. She seemed to know all about men and how to really turn them on sexually. Janet intently listening to her to use on Gene. They …
When plan A fails, go to plan B. With a double vag
When plan A fails, go to plan B. My wife Allison and I are in our fifties and have recently started swinging. When we first met while we were still in the getting to know each another phase we talked about our past lives and experiences including our former partnerâs. Rich was one her former lovers. One day Allison received a private message on a social network site. It was from Rich, he has reached out to her by liking some of her posts. Allison and I are open with each other so she told me that Rich contacted her and wanted to get caught up. Allison and I had been going out with each other for a few years when one day Allison and I had chance run in with Rich at a neighborhood restaurant. Rich had just finished a business lunch and was on his way out of the restaurant as we were coming in. Allison introduced me to Rich and asked him if he had a few minutes to join us. After he left us Allison had told me some very hot sexual trysts about her and Rich from the days when they were dating. I remembered Rich and told her go head. So they started traded messages and got caught up. A few days later I asked Allison about, Rich informed her that he was doing well, business was growing, his f****y was good, but he recently ended a long term relationship. He went onto say he had been see some women but nothing serious and was not seeing anyone at that time. We had been looking to invite someone to have a threesome with us so; I asked Allison what she thought about Rich joining us. …
sharing cocks with my girlfriend-true story-please
Sharing my Girlfriend With Other Cocks-True Story Sharing Cock with my Girlfriend- (True Story)-Please Comment When I was about 11 years old an older boy from the neighborhood and I used to spend lots of time talking about girls, pussy, fucking and looking a Club or Hustler Magazine . He was about 15 and heavy so he took a lot of ribbing but we became close. We would pull out our cocks wghenever we were alone and look at the girls posing and talk about what we'd like to do to them. I loved hearing his fantasies and loved watching him stroke his cock. By the end of the first year of hanging out together I wanted to touch his cock. I already played with the cock of a black boy who was my age and loved showing him pictures of nude white girls and asking him what he wanted to do to them and I would jerk him off. He was a nice k**- not a street thug and very discreet. But I wanted to Hold Rich's dick while he told me his fantasies! His f****y was the super of the apt building and we would go down their to look at our magazines ( a lort of newsstands back then had no compunction abouit selling Adult Magazines to 11 year old boys). I told him I got a new magazine and of course he suggested we go down to the cellar where the coal bins and furnace was. I showed him a photo I knew he would like – a sexy lady with her butt in the air doggie style with her pussy and ass visible. He rubbed his dick through his pants and I touched mine. I showed him another and asked what he would do if …
SHE HAD THE LOOK
…..l the guys in the shop would look up and watch Tina walk by in her high heels. I looked at her perfect young pointy full tits, (which the tops of her tits jiggled when she walked) perfect hips and waist, beautiful face and blondish hair. She wore a business suit and worked in the office. She was 20 and she was really hot looking. This was at a auto dealer which sold very expensive cars. I did specialty work there about 3 times a week as an independent contractor. She ignored most all the stares, but hell, she was hot and she knew it and a girl like her has an air about them, as in âdonât even think about hitting on me, geeksâ, but I could somehow tell, her womanâs ego loved the attention. One or two guys she would talk to and kid around with and I was lucky to be one of them. I first started off by just saying to her in almost a whisper. âExcuse me, but I must tell you I almost cut my finger off watching these guys watching you walk by.â and I smiled. It somehow struck her funny and we both giggled. I said, âMost entertaining.â She asked me for a cigarette, and we both had a smoke and stood together. I said that we should have some fun with these geeks, who were checking us out. She said she had a hangover and she was cold. I said to lay her head on my chest to rest her head and get warm. I put my arm around her warmly. I said, âIâll look all around like weâre doing something sneaky.â She smiled big and cuddled up to me, nestling her head on my chest, as we just stood …
Girlfriends Mom
I met my girlfriend Tina at a computer conference in Chicago. We were seated next to each other and there was a natural attraction between us. She had graduated from college recently and working in information technology. I was a divorced 35 year old male and managed a IT group. After talking to her, I found that she worked in Seattle , the very same city I lived in. We spent some time together in Chicago and when we got back to Seattle we started to date. Tina, a petite Asian woman , about 5'2" with average breasts , 33c , slender with a nice golden tan. She has a very sweet personality and an intelligent conversationalist. We held a lot of passion for one another, we make love every night. We became inseparable with her moving in with me. I live in an older neighborhood , and in a large rustic home. About six months into our relationship, Tina's mom who lived in California was to visit us for a week. Tina's mom, a woman in her late 40's. I saw some pictures of her and she looked well preserved. I fixed up our guest room for her which is located in the lower level of my house. It would logistically put us far away from her inside our house. Tina and I like to sex it up and I didn't want our late night intercourses to disturb her mom. When Tina's mom, Nancy, arrived, I found her to be an attractive middle age woman. She was a little taller than Tina and wore a short sun-dress that revealed a shapely pair of legs and a nice round set of tits. Her hair was long, very black and …
Night shift
Once again it was night and she was alone. The office was sinking into darkness the color of ink. The only thing that was disrupting it was the twinkling screen of her laptop. A thick fog was covering the windows and the moonlight could hardly break through the smoke black clouds. The moon beams were casting peculiar shadows on the floor. However, the young lady who was supporting herself on her elbow over the comfortable couch couldn't care less about them. All one could see of her was her obscure, long and shady silhouette â long hair, long legs and fragrant cigarette smoke. Recently she had developed the habit of satisfying her nicotine addiction by rolling her own cigarettes. She was already hooked on cherry flavored tobacco and carried that compelling scent everywhere she was going, even when she wasn't smoking. It was interwoven with the thread of her clothes, stuck to her eyelids and her eyelashes. It was following her everywhere she went. A specific kind of drug. She was passing that addiction to everyone she touched with her tongue that tasted like fruits. The bittersweet saliva was spilling in a lustful way down her lips. Nevertheless, right now she was most certainly not in the mood for cigarettes. She closed her eyes and let the darkness take complete control over her senses. She could reach out and illuminate the space around her with the tedious fluorescent light whenever she pleased. But what for? Everything is much sexier in the dark. She doubted that there …
TWO FOR ONE
__It is still unclear as to just where and how the neighbor lady, Jan, and her daughter, Melinda, had been. Some secret government location in the U.S. They had spent most of their life there and were isolated from the rest of the world. When the dad came up missing, thatâs all they were toldâŚâmissing -permanentâ. They had to get permission to move away from there, and never say anything about where they had been or anything else. They decided to move next door to us in a regular neighborhood. The mom Jan, became friends with my mom instantly. She had a million questions about regular life here. Daughter Melinda just sat quietly. Mel, as we all called her, was out of school now and she was a good looking, hot bodied girl. I was drawn to her right away. Her mom was pretty hot looking too and so friendly to me. They were over as Jan talked to mom in the kitchen, Mel and I sat on the couch. With no TV or computers, Mel only read old books for entertainment. I found out she had no contact with guys at all. Her schooling was in an all girls small school and another one for the guysâŚ.all separated. My mom had to leave but would be back in 30 minutes. As soon as she left, I had Jan on one side of me and Mel on the other. They had both been waiting for this opportunity. Jan sat real close and said: âCan you help us Brandon,âŚ.we need a guy to get us âup to dateâ with thisâŚkinda⌠new world were in. Dad was never home, and Mel has never had a date with a guy.â âCould you come over …
My First Cum Swap
This is the true story of the first time I did a cum swap. So a couple months after my first bi threesome I was ready for more! I had hooked up with a few girls and had some great one on one sessions with them but I was way too nervous to bring up a threesome with any of them; I never let anyone know I was bi. The urge, however, to suck another dick was getting to be too much. Once again I turned to the internet to help solve my problem. This time, I joined a pretty well known swinging website and reached out to countless couples who might be interested in a threesome. As always, it was difficult to find a match. I had some great conversations but nothing materialized. It was getting to be very frustrating. Finally, on a hot summer afternoon, a couple sent me a phone number, which is always a promising sign, and we began to text back and forth. The two of them had a house, not terribly far from me and they wanted to have a threesome. They were interested in having both men cum in the lady's mouth and then have her swap both men's loads with the me. In other words, she would give me all the cum we pumped into her mouth. This was the next natural step in my bisexual progression and made great sense to me. I agreed to meet up. Things moved fast and we decided to meet the same day we had started chatting. I drove to their neighborhood and parked a few streets away. I was a little nervous they were setting me up for something nefarious because of the time table in which things …
Maria
With my past stories receiving such high marks, I am inspired to write more of them. This is a story, with a plot. Please judge it as so. Those wanting the dirty words to arouse you, skip to about ½ ways down. This story was inspired by past events in my life. Some true; but mostly fiction/fantasy/wishful. . Also, a past comment said I wrote stories with sad endings. Just for you, sir, this one has a very happy ending. A good friend became a lot closer. Me: Physically, I am just average. Not going to exaggerate about it with an 8â dick and built like a professional wrestler. We were 50 when this event took place. I am 5-7, 5 ½ to 6â dependent on arousal state, 175# , however, decently toned as my electronics job requires service calls and carrying equipment sometimes up stairs. Go to a gym here and there, and bicycle on the local trail. I stay in good enough shape to please my mate, and enjoy it myself. By staying somewhat fit, blood pressure medications are avoided or very mild, so I have never had a problem with getting erections, as some men do, at my age. My Doc said I am in good shape for my age. My job paid well with great benefits. Wife: 5-7, closer to 170# (hey, we are older), 36C with some old-droop, not very toned. No gym or workouts, but gets around OK. Was an office manager, but took early retirement. But we still have a good sex life, even after being married about 30 years. We have one daughter, who married just after high school and lives 100 miles away, with …
Accident
Accident My wife and I owned a nice single story home in the subs. We had moved into this older well kept neighborhood a year earlier and got along with every person who lived around us. There were block parties that we attended and got to know everyone pretty well. I am pretty handy and work on the house a lot. One day the neighbor to our left came over and asked if I could help her with cleaning the gutters. She was a nice lady in her fifties, divorced, no k**s, and very friendly. She had cleaned most of it, but something had got stuck and she had trouble see what it was. Her ladder was not tall enough and she thought it might be best if I could have a look at. I told my wife, Margrit that I was going over to Mrs Brown's (Sandy) to help her with a project. I brought over my ladder and climbed up to the gutter. Sandy was standing below me holding the ladder. I when I climbed up I looked down on Sandy, she was wearing some baggy old clothes for garden and outdoor work. I could see straight down in her top and see her nice laced bra that created a very inviting cleavage. Sandy was the motherly chubby type and did not normally make me think about sex, but from this angle she looked good. I can only guess that it was her cleavage that made me distracted and not fully concentrating on my task at hand. I got up to the cutter and found part of a branch on her roof and in the gutter which cause the blockage. When I tried to move it, I slipped and started to fall. Lucky enough, I …
Pillowcase sissy
Diaper sissy I became addicted to pron from a elderly couple who lived next door. I had a job but it didn't pay well so I would work around there house, cut there grass, cleanup, things like that. One day I was taking there garbage out and found a pron magazine laying on top of everything. I looked around and no one was in sight so I rolled it up and stuck in down my pants and took it home. At home in my work room I looked through it. It was a gay magazine with young boys dressed as girls with make up posing very sexy. I never was much for reading but I would read it cover to cover. I had seen pictures of naked girls but I would have never believed guys would have this kind of affect on me. My cock was so hard and when I pulled down my pants I had a big wet spot in my underwear where it was dripping. I stripped down and held my cock in my hand like and started to pump it. Oh it felt so good! I closed my eyes and pumped my hard cock. It just kept feeling better and I could stop if I wanted too. After a while I was pumping like mad. Every muscle in my body was tight. My cock was never so hard as then. Soon cum was pumping out. OH MY GOD. I couldn't believe how great I felt. That was the start and I could never go back to thinking of girls. After that I would always checking there trash and sometimes finding more mags. I had to hide the magazine in my work room because of my wife and I have never told her or any of my friends about this. If my wife new she would leave me as it …
OUr experiment with discipline
Darcy (my wife) and I were left a little startled after we fire our german housekeeper. We were a little worried about how far she had pushed us but we also discovered we kind of liked being disciplined. We decided we would keep our minds open and see if another opportunity arose that we were comfortable with. We live in an affluent community in California. Most of our neighbors are young and in the tech sector. There are parties every weekend, sometimes multiple parties. We quickly learned that the women donât wear panties at parties or fancy dinners. Iâve seen just about every pussy in the neighborhood; its an expectation. I discussed this with Darcy and she reassured me its okay to look âThatâs what its like with all of this affluence I guessâ she assured me I also discovered most of the residents werenât big on marriage-fidelity either. It wasnât unusual to see folks kissing or even more in the bedrooms and bathrooms at the parties. After one party I had to confront Darcy âJennifer blew me in the bathroomâ I admitted Darcy gave me a disappointed look âwas it just sex?â âYeah, she was getting ready to leave the bathroom as I was trying to get in. She shut the door, dropped and un did my shorts and blew meâ âDerek, I think thatâs different than a love affair. If you get a quick, diryt blow job, donât tell me. Just donât fall in love with anyone. I think all of the ladies want to see that package of yours. Iâm proud of it.â I was stunned. First, Jennifer, the girl that blew …